Nancy gets on her dancey pantsies

Ephrata, PA

Warm and welcoming, evidently.

They need your business, real bad

Pinckney, MI

Support them, dammit! Just do it!

The mountain with a massive P/E

Pennsdale, PA

Haircuts and Hershey’s

Medina, OH

1,000,000 points to anyone who can explain away the Americanness of this picture.

And this is how to build up a winter’s supply of Goodwill

Medina, OH

Hey, why don’t you just DONATE it

SW Michigan, somewhere

I’m sure taking this off their hands would be tax-deductible.

You need it. Just get it.

Toledo, OH

No matter what big old evil company got it out of the ground.

Kneeslapper

Richmond, IL

No crazies without an AARP card allowed

Toledo, OH

The site’s Google blurb is high quality: “Nuts Candy Beef Jerky ecommerce, open source, shop, online shopping.”

What else could you need?

No egg-based frozen sweets for you

New Buffalo, MI

You know you want a life where the frozen custard “ebbs and flows freely.” It’s a piece of American history, with capital-P paninis!