He’s got a heart and a vendetta against mannequins
This place is really Keeping Awesome Crap on the Porch 101.
Chickens and cows can live in harmony
Despite all of the violent rhetoric fostered by evil corporate giants in the past decade. And hey! Better than Dairy Queen!
American ingenuity
Good place to hide your drugs, too.
The only place to get your deals
Buy American, kids.
And booze-fueled violence, of course
Signing Ryan Howard through age 37 is about the same as bankruptcy.
This would look more in place on London Bridge
This is how not to do it.
This is where they go
And they can only rise after a visit to this very happy place.
I believe this is how you GET a sweetie
These poor people had a fat baby.
Let them go free!
These rare breeds should be in their natural environment: a cooler next to a campfire.
WANTED: 2 guys and a trailer, for move to Saigon
Definitely falls into the “see it, now need it” category.
I wasn’t aware Santa had a preference
But it’d be my guess that he was more upset with the gluten-free cookies and soy milk you left out with a note saying “WE EAT HEALTHY.”
Hold that coal
At least they know they gotta lawyer up too.
These work, too.
File under “people still have those?”
Grammar got Intimidated
So, uhh, anyone got a truck?
Yes, please.
You know what? If you’re gonna go and drink a keg with your eggs, might as well buy lottery tickets until the ATM’s empty too.
MonkeyMatthew 5:5
For that to be so, they better move out of the forests and get off TV.
Hey. That’s mean.
Rather a fascist sentiment.
Soon to be burned by Main Streeters
There will be no more running around with loose women canoodling in public spaces when Congress gets to you.
The aliens already landed.
Then they got married to Earth women, had babies, prospered or starved, and died. And now their bones are being threatened by underground coal fires. What a fantastic name.